David EdwardsKaty Perry v Greg Bird - A collaboration??
September 3rd 2008 01:28
Try as i may to avoid it, there is a ridiculously catchy song that is dominating the airwaves at the moment. Whether i am standing in line for a coffee, watching a program on TV or just flicking between radio stations, i am inevitably greeted by the tune "I kissed a Girl", written by the artist Katy Perry.
Anyway, here is my take on the song - appropriated so as to be relevant to the latest misdemeanour involving disgraced NRL player Greg Bird. Hopefully it is not too politically/socially incorrect. Enjoy.
I Glassed a Girl (Artist Greg Bird, EMI records)
Verse 1:
"This was never the way i planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand,
Now ill, cop a suspension
It's not what
I'm used to
Just wanted to try it out
I'm curious and you
caught, my aggression.
Chorus:
I glassed a girl and i liked it,
Her open wound excites me,
I glassed a girl just to try it,
Hope Ricky Stuart don't mind,
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean i'll get de-registered tonight,
I glassed a girl and i liked it (guitar riff..)
I liked it.
Verse 2
No i don't even know your name
Even though you're my girlfriend
You're my experimental game,
A warm-up for the weekend.
Its just what,
NRL players do,
Just how they should behave.
My head gets,
so confused,
Hope, i don't get judged by Ray (Warren).
Chorus
I glassed a girl and i liked it,
Her open wound excites me.
I glassed a girl just to try it,
Hope Ricky Stuart don't mind.
It felt so wrong,
It felt so right,
Don't mean i'll get deregistered tonight.
I glassed a girl and i liked it, (guitar riff)
I liked it.
Bridge:
Us players we are so magical,
Do what i want, invincible,
Hard to resist, insatiable,
Ill always, deny it,
No biggie just another incident.........
Chorus
I glassed a girl and i liked it,
Her open wound excites me.
I glassed a girl just to try it,
Hope Ricky Stuart don't mind.
It felt so wrong,
It felt so right,
Don't mean i'll get deregistered tonight.
I glassed a girl and i liked it, (guitar riff)
I liked it."
Too soon?
-SportingMind
Anyway, here is my take on the song - appropriated so as to be relevant to the latest misdemeanour involving disgraced NRL player Greg Bird. Hopefully it is not too politically/socially incorrect. Enjoy.
I Glassed a Girl (Artist Greg Bird, EMI records)
Verse 1:
"This was never the way i planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand,
Now ill, cop a suspension
It's not what
I'm used to
Just wanted to try it out
I'm curious and you
caught, my aggression.
Chorus:
I glassed a girl and i liked it,
Her open wound excites me,
I glassed a girl just to try it,
Hope Ricky Stuart don't mind,
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean i'll get de-registered tonight,
I glassed a girl and i liked it (guitar riff..)
I liked it.
Verse 2
No i don't even know your name
Even though you're my girlfriend
You're my experimental game,
A warm-up for the weekend.
Its just what,
NRL players do,
Just how they should behave.
My head gets,
so confused,
Hope, i don't get judged by Ray (Warren).
Chorus
I glassed a girl and i liked it,
Her open wound excites me.
I glassed a girl just to try it,
Hope Ricky Stuart don't mind.
It felt so wrong,
It felt so right,
Don't mean i'll get deregistered tonight.
I liked it.
Bridge:
Us players we are so magical,
Do what i want, invincible,
Hard to resist, insatiable,
Ill always, deny it,
No biggie just another incident.........
Chorus
I glassed a girl and i liked it,
Her open wound excites me.
I glassed a girl just to try it,
Hope Ricky Stuart don't mind.
It felt so wrong,
It felt so right,
Don't mean i'll get deregistered tonight.
I glassed a girl and i liked it, (guitar riff)
I liked it."
Too soon?
-SportingMind
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